Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper."
A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. "How much for these shoes?" she asked the store manager.
"$200", he replied.
"That's too expensive! Can't you bring the price down?"
The store manager said he couldn't, and got irritated when the blond persisted.
Finally after arguing with her for awhile he said, "There's a pond with alligators behind the store! Why don't you kill an alligator and get your alligator shoes for free?!" he yelled.
"Fine I will," the blonde replied.
After an hour, the manager got a bit worried and decided to go out and check on her.
When he arrived at the pond, he saw the blonde lugging a dead alligator and flinging it on the ground next to 6 other dead ones.
Before he could ask what she was doing, she wailed "Oh my gosh! This one is NOT wearing shoes!"
"$200", he replied.
"That's too expensive! Can't you bring the price down?"
The store manager said he couldn't, and got irritated when the blond persisted.
Finally after arguing with her for awhile he said, "There's a pond with alligators behind the store! Why don't you kill an alligator and get your alligator shoes for free?!" he yelled.
"Fine I will," the blonde replied.
After an hour, the manager got a bit worried and decided to go out and check on her.
When he arrived at the pond, he saw the blonde lugging a dead alligator and flinging it on the ground next to 6 other dead ones.
Before he could ask what she was doing, she wailed "Oh my gosh! This one is NOT wearing shoes!"
1 comment:
i like the first one the best! haha
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